How to publish a book and become a popular writer

Literature ... This word cannot leave me indifferent. Literature took away my childhood, adolescence and youth, and now, in the autumn age, when people remember past adventures, I just grunt and wipe the dust from the roots of the library that has filled my home.
Blessed are those who read, for there are many kingdoms of theirs and innumerable treasures. But a hundredfold blessed is the one who did not waste time on the endless process of reading, who did the diametrically opposite business - writing.

At one time, I paid tribute to this occupation - not without pleasure, but without much, however, success. Now I am a completely professional reader, and since my reading circle includes not only well-known names, but also now unknown novice authors, the subject area of ​​this article is well known to me. Therefore, dear reader, hide your inevitable skepticism for the time being, coupled with the historical phrase of Panikovsky - "Who are you?" I answer for the last time: Professional Reader.